

Which would you prefer? (A) The burner on high, burning bright, with a sound to alert you, (B) The burner on high, silently pumping gas into the kitchen, (C) A cat-proof stove. Actually, I’d like to know your second choice. Larry came up with the clever solution of shoving refrigerator magnets behind the knobs so that you would have to slide the magnets away to use the stove burners. We talked about finding something official in the child-proofing department. Then it dawned on me to just remove the knobs. So now we’re Wooster-the-cat-proof, child-proof, and stove-less if we manage to lose all four interchangeable knobs.